SUPPORTER# IS A NUMBER WORN BY A SUPPORTER#. A SUPPORTER# WITOUT A/HIS NUMBER IS NOTHING, JUST AS A NUMBER WITHOUT A SUPPORTER# IS NOTHING.

SUPPORTER# NUMBERS BELONG TO A SERIES GOING FROM 1 TO INFINITY. NUMBERS ARE ALLOCATED IN INCREASING, SEQUENCIAL ORDER. NUMBERS ARE PERSONAL, UNIQUE, AND VALID FOR SINGLE-USERS ONLY, EVEN THOUGH SUPPORTERS SOMETIMES (MATE AND) HAVE OFF-SPRINGS TOGETHER, WHICH THEY SUPPORT AS BEST THEY CAN.


THE SUPPORTER# SUPPORTS HIS NUMBER, HIS DESIRES, HIS EGO, HIS SNEAKERS AND HIS STEP-MOM... MAYBE. HE, OR IN FACT SHE, LIKES TO GO ON A STROLL FLAUNTING HER, OR IN FACT HIS, NUMBER WITH MORE OR LESS SHUPZA, WHILE WHISTLING THE BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI.


THE SUPPORTER# HATES BEING JUST A NUMBER, CAN’T BEAR CHICKEN À LA KIEV, OR THE UNBEARABLE LIGHTNESS OF BEING.


THE SUPPORTER# IS ANONYMOUS IF SHE WANTS TO, KIND IF HE CARES TO BE, SOCIABLE IF THE FANCY TAKES HER, AND POLITE IF YOU PLEASE.